Feb 24, 2020
The Shadow Rising is OVER, and not a second too soon. Talking points for these last two chapters include: Bible.wiki, Hbo Presents: Popes, Museum Rhetoric, Lanfear's Gollum Tits, Chekhov's Kal, and Rand's Baby Bjorn.
Feb 17, 2020
The Two Rivers tradition of yeeting magical objects continues in chapters 54 and 55. Also making appearances: Deus Ex Bayle Domon, Shooting to Still, Justice's Carriage, and how Horribly Unsexy Murder is.
Feb 10, 2020
For episodes 53 and 56, we celebrate Robert Jordan's Vision of the Future: a book without Perrin. We talk about Royal Gossip Girl, the Galad Worthiness Test, Fixing Berelain, and how Perrin spits in the face of Video Game Logic.
Feb 3, 2020
Finally, over 100 episodes in, we've learned that maybe we should just listen to our listeners. For chapters 51 and 52, we rant about Hard Lines and the Romeo Nazi and discuss the David Beckham Sleeping Fetish and the Only Thing That Can Kill Sally.
Jan 27, 2020
Can you believe you've listened to 100 episodes of this buffoonery? We can't! To celebrate, we asked our friends and listeners to talk about Wheel of Time, because they're funnier than us anyway. Discussion topics: Implausible Nynaeve AU, G-Brothers, Relephant, Cat Cooties Kazoo, and Ran or Land?