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Everybody Hates Rand: A Wheel of Time Podcast

Oct 14, 2019

Speaking of nipple chafing, you can learn a lot about a lot of things in our coverage of chapters 18, 19, and 20! You'll learn about Curly Boys, Metaphorical Basements, when the wind was invented, and how boats float! Emily also mispronounces every boat term that there is! 


Oct 7, 2019

Come for the perfect casting of Loial, stay for the erotic Maze Runner fantasies. In our coverage of chapters 16 and 17, Sally teaches us all about toxic monogamy, and Emily advocates for an alternate timeline where Thom goes to Rhuidean. 


Sep 30, 2019

Three chapters in one episode! For chapters 13, 14, and 15, we argue on behalf of Equal Opportunity Sweat Tents, discuss Perrin and Faile's celebrity couple name (Ferret?), Mat's Fate Leash, and sign off with a Train Fainter.


Sep 23, 2019

Do you believe that falafel is the most dangerous game? Do you think they should probably just CGI Galad? And that Robert Jordan might be a Highlander? Did you get your FLU SHOT? This episode, where we cover chapters 11 and 12, might be for you.  


Sep 16, 2019

Thanks to Lanfear's reappearance, our coverage of chapters 9 and 10 takes us back to EHR sex ed. Welcome! We talk about Wandering Wombs, Super Sperm, Chastity and Chivalry, plus Detective Lan and The Dark One's Rubric.