In which Rand would totally be a Soul Cycle cult leader, Elaida
is Donald Trump, Moiraine's ego is an unstoppable force, Robert
Jordan uses RateMyAesSedai dot com, and we humbly suggest that
you Do Not Do A War Crime.
Just two hyper-critical English majors talking some pretty big game about The Wheel of Time. Co-hosts Emily and Sally gather around their kitchen table each week to serve you up a full fantasy feast of oft-misremembered summary, hot analysis, scraps of literary theory, and a whole lot of hating Rand.